philadelphia collins

It’s me, Philadelphia Collins!
Thinking out loud about the Flyers and the NHL
Phil the Barn

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Flyers are exactly where they’ve been for years — stuck in the middle.
Not bad enough to tank. Not good enough to matter.
Wrote a full state-of-the-team breakdown.

https://t.co/qa1o9Eu4Vj

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@GBC_Press We taught the world how to eat

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@messedupfoods @HeyHeyItsConrad if he never paid Flair to hang out with him

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@JustFreshKicks How come she gets a Gatorade flavor but all Embiid got was ridiculed

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@CrossingBroad I met Matt once at the camp out for hunger. He was a pretty smug jerkoff that night

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@MySportsUpdate @nwagoner @SportsCenter Did anyone ask why he was looking for his phone while driving or are we just gonna act like this accident couldn’t have been avoided?

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@GolfweekNichols I’d fuck her whole round up if I were this caddie. “Oh sorry I must of read the distance wrong” “oh damn was that your 9iron?? I thought I gave you the putter”

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@OurLifeWithX She was so proud of how she looked she lost weight to get into better shape

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@PHLSixersNation He’d probably be shocked that 13 years later we’re still talking about the “process” while having never gotten out of round 2

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@49ersGab So she’s a loser too?

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@NHLMedia @NHL @Honda That’s a lot of names for second place

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@figgzh To teach this jerkoff a lesson

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@SGNolan This is the equivalent of a Ben Simmons summer workout video

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@kurri_jari Made worse by having no shoes on while everyone else does

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@BarkleysBurner_ The fuck do either of them have to do with the Eagles?

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@MNFlagshipStore @mitchell_ness @KingJames You can tell graphic designers were really scrambling to make these shirts that companies are rushing out

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@faridathebeauty Lasagna

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@joepezz_ Garbage attempt

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@BBallGround LeBron should put over whoever is next in line. That’s the time honored tradition

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@HardRockBet Don’t disrespect Dr. J and AI like this

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@YaBoyCoots I think they need to start scoring for a case tastykakes