PhilUpdates

Keeping the public informed about the regular happenings of Phil

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

Today I got a tea from Mcdonalds (Barcelona) and I shit you not it was actually a cup of steamed milk and a tea bag. I was lost for words. (as drinks go it was a solid 3.5/10 which was a pleasant surprise compared to my very British expectations)

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

Two of the contestants in coach trip were in my year 9 form class, it was surreal but they haven't changed that much

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

When #TheLastJedi turns your character into a failure and undermines the entire original trilogy just to prop up their new creations...

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

You've never experienced true pain until you've played board games with your extended family.

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

Hey @Ryanair do you fancy letting people know if and why you are delayed, thx xoxo

[UoL Fencing Club @UoLFencing]

The Dream Team - the winning team from last night, what a shift it was!
#WhenYouSeeIt #PhilisASweatyMan

[UoL Fencing Club @UoLFencing]

The lads are working hard on the stall today. Find us outside Demontfort Hall for a battle on the hallowed turf #EnGarde #BringYourAGame

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#WhereInTheWorldIsPhil? #PhilUpdates

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

So yeah I get these biscuits are well special and all but can I just get a custard cream? #GBBO

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

Watching #GBBO because @LolaJade_ made me so I'm gonna live tweet 2 annoy her

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What's Phil's favourite past time? #Oniwod #philupdates

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

#Defenders was pretty great, it cured my hangover and everything

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

@cinemasins Especially for someone who made a film about a giant ape punching giant monsters called "skullcrawlers"

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

@cinemasins I mean I don't love every sins vid but comparing him to Trump and saying he's contributing to the dumbing down of cinema is a bit far

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

So this Kong director guy is raging at a man who makes snarky quips about films. (@cinemasins) and now the dogpile begins

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

.@Tesco wtf happened to the chicken and bacon salad no mayo sandwich? It was the one thing that made your meal deals better than @sainsburys

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

@richsommer Just look at this! I'm not even sure which one is me!

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

Hi @richsommer I've been told that I look a lot like you and I was wondering if you had any need of a body double in the near future? Xoxo

[Phil Huard @PhilipHuard]

Pretty Little Liars is a masterclass in writing your protagonists to do absolutely nothing and just let the "plot" unfold around them.

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