"Arsenal's given me hope." 🙏🙏🙏 Diagnosed with cancer for 4th time, and is at stage 4. But on Tuesday when we won our 4th Premier League title She's been told about a radical surgery. 🙏🙏🙏 Fucking hell. 😭😭😭
Whatever result we get from Budapest, we’re heading straight to Bukayo Saka’s wedding 😭❤️
After that we attend Max Dowman’s graduation ceremony…
Then we come back and you show us your Premier League trophy.
😂😂😂😂😂
One of my pastor back in the day use to say fasting is truly when the fridge is stacked with food and you say, No, I’m not eating.
He says he does not believe in the fasting of a poor man, because a poor man doesn’t have food to eat normally.
Saka’s humility na because he never win things o, una go collect, ati gba trophy o😂😂😂
An Arsenal fan randomly saw Bukayo Saka & Declan Rice 5am at the Emirates stadium celebrating & couldn’t still believe they won the premier league 😂😂😂
When Trump was in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel he asked the secret of her great success.
Merkel told him you have to have intelligent people around you.
"How do you know if someone is intelligent?" asked Trump.
"Let me demonstrate." She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, he’s your father's son but not your brother. Who is it?"
Without hesitation Schäuble answered, “Quite simply, it's me!"
"You see," Merkel told Trump, "this is how I test a person’s intelligence."
Thrilled, when Trump flew home he called Mike Pence and asked him the same question. ”He’s your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?"
After much back and forth, Pence said,
“I have no idea, but I’ll try to find out the answer by tomorrow!"
Of course Pence couldn’t figure it out and decided to seek advice from former President Obama, so he called him and said, “Mr. Obama, it's your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?"
Obama answered, “Easy, it's me!"
Happy to have found the answer, Pence called Trump and said triumphantly, "I have the answer, it's Barack Obama!"
Trump raged and shouted, "No, you jackass, it's Wolfgang Schäuble!"
“When my father passed away, his best friend of over 50 years sent me a picture of them both on a bridge in Zurich. It was from when they were young university graduates, travelling to Europe for the first time together. A year after my father’s passing, his friend’s daughter (who is like a sister to me) and I met in Venice. We decided to take a train to Zurich, buy clothes similar to what they wore in 1974, and try to recreate the same photo on Quaibrucke.”