Clarke Philbrick Jr

I Got A Butthurt Report!

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@elonmusk should. We have Preferred Voting meaning we can vote for all candidates on the ballot making the Least to be last.

I did that to Kamala/Waltz.

The Don/JD were first, RFK Jr. was second, Independent was 3rd, Green Party was 4th, and Kamala/Waltz was last. 🤣

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

I’m making homemade tacos using Old El Paso Taco Mix, Refried Beans, and Spanish Rice. Stay safe what you eat out there!

#memeking #diarrheahumor #bohemiandiarrapsody

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@Matt_Pinner Unless you’re Republican… Dolly is another great female artist who deserves lots of love too!

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@Matt_Pinner Tina Turner

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@Irina_exh Back in my days going to Mass at 6 A.M. - Mass is over at 10:55 A.M. and all parishioners sing litgury. The Father ministers a sermon at 11 A.M. and service is over at 12 P.M.

This is when we are so hungry we go to a restaurant to eat or eat at home.

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@Irina_exh For Forrest Gump - (15) bottles of Dr. Pepper at the White House - “I gotta Pee.”

Commonly for Work, School, and Sunday Mass.

We empty our bladder and our poop chute during this time and go back to sleep.

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@Sofia50020Sofia Heavenly Wealth, Eternal Life

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

I’m avoiding Taco Bell and making my own tacos at home using bagged shredded lettuce and plastic containers with tomatoes I can dice up.

#memetime #oregontrailmemehumor #explosivediarrhea #makehomemadetacos

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@Matt_Pinner Marie Osmond

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

Tonight it’s Johnsonville Hot and Sweet Italian Sausages and Ore-Ida Star Tater Tot’s.

Tomorrow - a Modern Forefather Dinner to celebrate 250 years of the United States. Cheetos is a very popular corn snack and they made the best product ever!

Happy Birthday, America!🇺🇸

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@elonmusk The built-in computer is very nice and it observes battery life and fuel reserves when battery life is low. It also has collision warning and monitors front and rear to avoid collisions.

I would see Tesla have a CyberCab service that’ll compete with living drivers.

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@elonmusk The Boss created a nice Cybercab! Just like the movie in the 1990’s, Total Recall, the Johnny Cab was a funny concept especially a robot that looks like Don Knott’s! 🤣

Keep innovating the best! 😉

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@elonmusk,

What is the best Musk thing to invest in right now? I am beginning to envy my local Tesla owners who are MAGA Republicans and Elon Musk/Doge Supporters.

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

Here’s another example.

1) I want an X Account but I don’t want to provide my personal information. I want it to be free without having my name, phone number, home address, and my email.

2) I want a job and I don’t want to work either… I want to be paid while not working.

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

A Detransitioner now has regrets at the surgeon who did his job as REQUESTED. She wanted the surgery and now he is ridiculed for his work. Here’s a simple example… you want to eat but you refuse to eat. She accuse her family, neighbors for starving her. https://t.co/tDEd3yaQlt

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

@chefsevenn Only if it’s seasoned or prepared with sauce - eat it like it is. It’s optional to have dipping sauces.

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

Republican, Baptist, Straight, and loving Innovation like Tesla, SpaceX, and Crypto…. an Inventor like the boss!

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

I’m watching Contagion… did we see this coming or were we caught off guard? Personally I don’t like the idea giving new variants romantic names like Flirt especially Cicada because we intelligent X Users know Cicadas mate and the males make noisy sounds to attract females.

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

In case the Boss is observing… you can create the Cyber Car similar to the Dodge Pace car.

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

I’m watching The Wraith… I saw the Dodge M4S Turbo Interceptor Pace Car and it’s similar to the boss’s concept of his Cybertruck from Tesla but not a pace car like the Dodge.

I wonder if Dodge will compete with the Doge Boss?

[Clarke Philbrick Jr @PhilbrickClarke]

Wow, Platner, what Planter’s Peanuts did you come from? If I were Stalin - this mockery would be over in five minutes. https://t.co/ikXzfHkr9f