Phil Gilbert

Phil Gilbert here, head of sixth form. don't try bullshitting because I've seen it all before.

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Joe Biden has one more grand-neice molested by his own son than he has legitimately won presidential elections. Truth hurts

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Trump needs to bring this election home and put those neice-fuckers in prison. Thanks for listening

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Fuck off @sportsbetcomau You cunts

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

5am aka primetime for finding some ballots on the side of the road

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

@lindyqb5 @Negan_HQ Imagine dragons

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

I'm prepared to say that Donald trump has precisely 4 years experience and he's going to beat Joe Biden

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Joe Biden likes having his makeup touched up before filming. Hunter Biden prefers to have his neice touched up during filming.

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Donald Trump is going to smoke Joe Biden in this election like Hunter Biden smoked that crack pipe.

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

@cjtruth So was Hunter directly involved with the site https://t.co/0oM75L8IU1? And was he related to any of these milfs? Asking for a friend

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

@Negan_HQ And Joe Biden is the Bill Cosby of Politicians

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

@cjtruth Why is that senile bastard smiling about being less than half way to a pass mark?

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Joe Biden: "I'm prepared to say I have a record of over 40 years, and I'm going to beat *ThE bIg GuY*"

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Define "well that escalated quickly";

Having a laptop with known photos of drug fueled benders seized and then realising it's actually being investigated by the FBIs child porn prosecutor.

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Hey @JoeBiden can you please tag your son I don't have his Twitter name.

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Big shout out to Australia's second fave premier Gladys, who recently mistook her 5 year affair with corruption expert Daryl Maguire for a 3 day music festival and couldn't act quick enough to "SHUT IT DOWN"
Soundtrack of their lovemaking is found at
https://t.co/gD3EtxHkLT

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

@Negan_HQ I'm Riq Grimes bitch. Enjoy yoself

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

@Negan_HQ Hoot Hoot in the owl camp

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

Look out for this man, Joe be Sliden in yo girls DMs while you're watching debate footage

[Phil Gilbert @PhilbyGilby]

https://t.co/HdsCmUrsy4

Donald Trump saying China is my favourite sound in the world. It's like ASMR to me.