Drunk Governor

I'm insane & I love to flirt. Count on me to crash your next party! #TeamGovernor #DeadDixon #DrinksForAll (TWD parody)

[Drunk Governor @PhilipBlake19]

How does it become more profitable, if I like retweets with 20 other names of people I don't want to know? #HypocriticalFandom 😒🎩🍻😞🍷

[norman reedus @wwwbigbaldhead]

Thank you @chelseashow for the fun xx🍻

[Drunk Governor @PhilipBlake19]

@wwwbigbaldhead @Chelseashow I love you Chelsea! 😍😍❤😍 Dump the Dixon #DirtyMotorOil 🏹🐾🐾 & get with a real drinking man like me! 🍻 😉🍷🍋🍈

[Drunk Governor @PhilipBlake19]

@winkel_katja 😍❤🤗❤😘😪

[👣💀Warrior Princess @Marecee64]

Good night M'ladies and Gents #TWDFamily @GinaTWDFan @wwdddtx @SJegler @Bicycle_GirlTWD @FlashiKat @twdgods

[BELLE @musicofbelle]

https://t.co/ghsljZALJs
introductions commence

[Rodney M Williams Jr @RodneyMWilliam1]

(all crying) Rick-"I don't wanna go to school Mama! It's a bully who took my stuff!" Michonne -He got our food too! https://t.co/839G9GFKMH

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Be sure to make that Father's Day post on social media that your dad won't actually see because he doesn't use social media lol

[Rodney M Williams Jr @RodneyMWilliam1]

Happy Father's Day to my Great GrandFather Henry! Enjoy the day with Grandma Vicki! #DailyComics 😃 ❤🎩

[SacredScofield @ScofieldSpecter]

"The problem with being that clever is that sooner or later, you end up getting too clever for your own good. - Alex Mahone #PrisonBreak

[T-Dog @TheodoreDougl10]

@Beckbk23 I'm not talking politics & common sense in parody, but stop having the world feel more sympathy for careless murders. #Mental

[OutwardMinds @OutwardMinds]

Compassion must never go out of style

[Dr. Russell Quaglia @DrRussQ]

How to keep your students engaged and have purpose in the classroom https://t.co/SgRB9gwChC @MarzanoResearch #purpose #studentvoice

[T-Dog @TheodoreDougl10]

@HerculesHandy "Oh shit!" I know it's time to kill off my T-Dog parody account now! The fandom has got to you also! #CrueltyToAnimals 🐶🔫

[T-Dog @TheodoreDougl10]

@ScofieldSpecter @netflix I going to start episode Six after my morning workout. 😥

[OutwardMinds @OutwardMinds]

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they are open

[Drunk Governor @PhilipBlake19]

How does it become more profitable, if I like retweets with 20 other names of people I don't want to know? #HypocriticalFandom 😒🎩🍻😞🍷

[Auntie M @AskAuntieEm1]

Tequila, lime, salt #My3WordLoveAffair

[Drunk Governor @PhilipBlake19]

@winkel_katja 😃😉😘🍸💖

[Rodney M Williams Jr @RodneyMWilliam1]

@RawStory I said the toilet bowl war was stupid! So now there's free money in murder? It's here America! A free lottery! 😔💸😲#ThePurge 🔫😖🔪

[T-Dog @TheodoreDougl10]

Just because every @twitter account is temporarily using rainbow colors, doesn't mean I'll start eating Lucky Charms now! #Black&White 👕