Phil Curtis

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be..........on Twitter

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@SkySportsDarts They don't have the same level of sportsmanship as they had back in the day

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@mufcMPB @sponichisoccer I've always rated him...

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Happy Paddy's Day ☘️ @alwayssunny @AlwaysSunnyFXX @KaitlinOlson @GlennHowerton @RMcElhenney

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@pityforyourself

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@FabrizioRomano His mam was a great singer #smoothoperator

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@InternetH0F

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Well worth a read 😀

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

The 1930 World Cup was absolutely mental.

The refs wore suits, the Bolivians played in berets, and the Romanian team was selected by the King... and that's the tame stuff.

From premature funerals to managers knocked out with chloroform, here's a short history of the madness...

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@theofficetv

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@HBO You had tic tacs all along?

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@StephenarchIRL @FabrizioRomano We'll see who's next 😀 they're badly needed

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@Jon_Anik They were saying Boo-urns...

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Happy Paddy's Day ☘ @alwayssunny @AlwaysSunnyFXX @RMcElhenney @GlennHowerton @KaitlinOlson @DannyDeVito

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@JimCarrey Happy Birthday 😀

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@StephenarchIRL 11 years of giving out about United on Twitter 😀

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@ladbible

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@Benaskren A flying knee maybe 😀

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@terryflewers

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@DOD_Almighty Class Dec 👌

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@UberFacts That you can't triple stamp a double stamp