Phillip Flugge

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ALSO just in: Hundreds of hot girls flood E3 post-Nintendo Conference. Booth babes have arrived!

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"Tilt up the book so you can see down the hole" --Stop sexually harassing me, Book!

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Rayman Legends gave ME GirlWood.

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For anyone curious, Ubisoft's naked voodoo woman? They're real.

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That naked girl's mouth is HUGE!

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For your viewing pleasure...ALCOHOLIC MONKEYS: http://t.co/bWtWPzYX

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Beware Internet: A study found that frequent sex increases your chance of pregnancy. You've been warned #themoreyouknow

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@JimSterling shaped like female genitalia. An obvious metaphor for the male attitude towards women as sexual objects. Yours, Georges Pastile

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@JimSterling Dear Virgillio, Your "clitoris" is clearly a symbolic representation of the penis, conquering hoards of female alien invaders

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Also, new Game Theory: BOOBS! We're checking out the best breasts in gaming to see whose humdingers are homegrown: http://t.co/KpnxblxY

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"Popping humans," "body inflation," "knee stab wound," "blackface," "Nazis," and the frequent "hot women" search may reflect poorly on me.

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Anyone ever watch RuPaul's Drag Race? I just witnessed my first episode. It's on Netflix and comes MatPat approved.

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I could eat turkey every day. Put a hot, juicy turkey in front of me and my whole world enters a glorious state of suspended animation.

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Racism, rhymes, and Pokemon. It's a very Game Theory Christmas, Charlie Brown: http://t.co/jBeGrVy8

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Metal Gear Rising looks like an embarrassment to the Metal Gear name. God of War meets bad ninja aesthetics? Raiden once again brings shame.

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Tomb Raider: Torture Porn!

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If Bill Clinton = Sonic the Hedgehog, then
Impeachment = Sonic 06. But that's just a theory

Thanks @MatthewSantoro https://t.co/mqDNQXeEPp

[Jess💘 @lepidopteran_ok]

Twink ass is the only thing holding this country together

[Phillip Flugge @PhilipFlugge]

happy birthday to @henry5839201746

you're one of the good ones, holding down the fort...