Philip Myers

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

@MatthewDavig3j why is this literally me every single time

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

Yes, I needed to watch that episode where the girl comes out to her dad. No, it doesn’t mean anything that my dad’s cheering for her. What do you mean?

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

@BrianNguyebv i would pay good money to experience this for the first time again

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

Wow! He really wants his ugly mug on Mount Rushmore! I can't believe they're this far along already! 😱🫪👀🤦‍♂️

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

@LilyNelsonzb i counted 12 things wrong with her eyes and nobody brought it up...

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

@PatrickJohr90a are we all just pretending the editing isn't obvious

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

本当に息子なんですか？と聞くのはモンペと思われそう。この親だからと思われそうで聞けない。
とりあえず今日学童へは菓子折り持って謝罪に行こう。

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

Je me suis donc donné une ligne directrice: pendant les semaines de taff, je dois limiter mes ambitions dévorantes et me concentrer sur les promenades avec Chipie et le tricot comme hobby.

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

Black Threads That part Black Threads The BLACK way 😂😂

[Philip Myers @PhilipMyer2m]

He was scared to go back. I convinced my grandparents to let him stay.