Philip Vanguard

When I was little it was my ambition to amass as many hyphenates as possible, I currently hold four:
Singer/Actor/Writer/Director

[Philip Vanguard @PhilipVanguard]

You: How are you doing?
Me: Adrift but surviving. https://t.co/dlTzQM2FXG

[Philip Vanguard @PhilipVanguard]

@hastin Peep the business casual CMs standing around like this remodel really ate.

[Philip Vanguard @PhilipVanguard]

And the fact twitter really needs an edit button. musky couldn't even make that happen?!?!?!

[Philip Vanguard @PhilipVanguard]

I kinda love how easy it is to troll musk these days. And I LOVE that fact that so many people are taking their shot. Step right up lol

[Kasia z bolta @natuspuer1]

@elonmusk @sevensixfive @DanielleFong

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

The commute is not free time

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

Wait I just found out that Pete Davidson is a nepotism baby omg 😭 his mom is Eileen Davidson and his dad is an actor lol.

[Patrick Bowles @Patriot11Bowles]

@lavern_spicer

[Philip Vanguard @PhilipVanguard]

I wish twitter would hurry up and die it's past my bedtime.

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Literally all we ever wanted was an edit button and fewer Nazis 🤷‍♂️

[Ryan Bloomquist @ryanbloomquist]

Backstage at the August Wilson

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Dolly Parton break.

[Philip Vanguard @PhilipVanguard]

@amonterocosio What you mean?

[Philip Vanguard @PhilipVanguard]

What in the world?

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

When you have to present to the class but didn’t do the reading

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Why did Susan Sarandon do this?

[Katie Halper @kthalps]

Tonight at 8pm: Susan Sarandon Claps Back At Her Haters and explains why people prefer to blame Supreme Court decisions on her. https://t.co/SRFatRv4cl

[Mark O’Donovan @mrmarkodonovan]

"That'll do, wig. That'll do." (Nicole Kidman at the end of every project.)