Philly

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[Philly @Philkenney]

The iPhone 5 was the best one.

[Philly @Philkenney]

Just realized I pretty much drink flavored milk every morning and call it coffee.

[Philly @Philkenney]

I thought that I could pile all the good on something bad so I could cancel out the darkness I inherited from dad. I’m no longer funny because I miss the way you laugh. You used to call me forever now you still can’t call me back.

[Philly @Philkenney]

@Mattkrouch How could you?

[Philly @Philkenney]

@GretaVanFleet I suppose I’m a fan

[Philly @Philkenney]

Bleep bleep… where yat? @PardonMyTake

[Philly @Philkenney]

Keep the glasses @PFTCommenter

[Philly @Philkenney]

It’s a good kite flying day

[Philly @Philkenney]

Ball games went to
Phil:1
@PFTCommenter : 0

[Philly @Philkenney]

Hey @KimKardashian just wanted to throw my name in the hat. I’m a pretty normal guy, great with kids, down to earth and a really good listener.

[Philly @Philkenney]

1 month 😊🤙

[Philly @Philkenney]

7 days 😊🤙

[Philly @Philkenney]

#freerondonumbaninetheshooter

[Philly @Philkenney]

I don’t understand why some people can’t be understanding.

[David Weiss @DavidWeiss914]

Hi Twitter!
Just a reminder not to drink and drive today. Call an Uber, a sober friend, or pick a spot on the sofa where you’re partying. ..and don’t mess with fireworks!
Love,
An ER nurse who doesn’t want to see any lost fingers or lives during his 16hr shift

[Philly @Philkenney]

I was once going to coinstar to cash in on some big bucks. Accidentally left the jar on the roof of my car. It stayed there until I had to stop short in front of a car wash on a busy road. Rained change. Do you know how hard it is to pick up a soapy penny while dodging traffic?

[Philly @Philkenney]

I still feel bad for Jaime Lannister

[Philly @Philkenney]

I would be an amazing co-host for anything.

[Philly @Philkenney]

@jwlscustoms so proud of you

[Philly @Philkenney]

My swim team is going to have about a million tiktok dances to show me when this is all over.