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Pizza Hut Slut

[Pat taP @Phill_75]

Watched my sister verbally assault a bird today. Highlight of my vacation right there...

[Allan @TheAllanAguirre]

"I don't care if Emily tells every secret on this Island. But if she tells me how much rice to cook, I'll snuff her torch personally. I'll make a damn risotto if I want."

- Cirie

#Survivor50

[cotapose @cotapose]

She really came back from exile and switched the entire vote in literal seconds. How can you not say mother? #Survivor #Survivor50

[jack :) @jorgeousjack]

emily flippen getting away unscathed as she fucks up literally all of her allies’ games is iconic asf #Survivor

[acey ❀ @lizzbeaan]

just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL

[SurvivorQuotesX @SurvivorQuotesX]

One of my favorite moments was when Boston Rob and Amber were on The Amazing Race 7, and they met a fan in South Africa. Not only did she help Boston Rob and Amber with their task, but she also joined them on the finish mat.

#TAR @BostonRob

[Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen]

Self-care tip: listen to Catherine O’Hara saying the word “baby” on Schitt’s Creek.

[Jack Parker @JackParkr]

Remembering Catherine O’Hara. A master of simple yet brilliant delivery - this among her best

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

“But Debbie… pastels?” Never fails to make me laugh

[Matt Neglia @NextBestPicture]

Always cracks me up when more people learn that they’re longtime partners with children

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Been watching football for roughly 30 years and I don’t think my eyes have ever seen anything quite like this lol.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

“When you are dying, at least in my limited experience, you start remembering everything.” Tatiana Schlossberg, the daughter of Caroline Kennedy, writes about receiving a terminal diagnosis. https://t.co/cqpafPbNOj

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

SNL premiered 50 years ago today!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Jane Goodall had a remarkable ability to inspire us to connect with the natural wonders of our world, and her groundbreaking work on primates and the importance of conservation opened doors for generations of women in science. Michelle and I are thinking of all those who loved and admired her.

[Troy (Red Archer Live) @RedArcherLive]

In 18 episodes, 15 has become one of my all time favourite Doctors and I can't even begin to put into words how heartbroken I am that he's gone.

I'm genuinely so devastated by it, I've not stopped crying for about 45 minutes.

Thank you Ncuti Gatwa, you were amazing. #DoctorWho

[Meredith Nygma @SpoonyLupin]

The woodcutter guy telling Carson and Jack what klek is. ❤️ #AmazingRace

[Katy @KTGator87]

Me liking every tweet talking shit about Jonathan #AmazingRace

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Triston Casas. The greatest troll the world has even seen.

[hiccstrid archive @nicostrid]

i love that aang katara and sokka spent an entire episode trying to prove that the avatar didn’t kill chin the conquerer only for avatar kyoshi posses aang's body to confess that yeah she did it

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

"Goodbye, Harriet the Spy."

Rest in Peace Michelle Trachtenberg