Phil Pfizer

AMERICAN 🇲🇾 Waterbed owner. Not some random clown 🤡

[Phil Pfizer @Phill_Pfister]

@NickDunn1986 @3YearLetterman Mick, Coach Letterman is no “oxygen thief”. He is a youth football coaching LEGEND who has so many championship rings that he literally struggles to turn door handles.

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@LukeBruce_ @3YearLetterman Way to finance your waterbed, Luke

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@Dorothy90237074 @joe_yer99 Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible.

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@drperplex Take the L and take a lap.

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@HuckleberryRow @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Curious as to where yore taxidermed wolf’s head comes from!

[Phil Pfizer @Phill_Pfister]

@AxelTillmann @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Way to finance yore waterbed Alex. Now take a lap.

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@brodee_d @3YearLetterman @BarackObama Bruce Dee, Coach Letterman is a highly respected football coaching LEGEND, not some random clown.

Take a lap.

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@ashtonforbes @Cobratate Ashley, this is quite a word-salad just to say you never lettered in SHIT at high school.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

The most active users of this app don’t seem to understand just how little most Americans know, let alone care, what is being said or done on here. This is the ultimate echo chamber

Just learned that lesson the hard way when I introduced myself as Coach Letterman from Twitter and the Hardee’s cashier didn’t know who I was and didn’t give me a discount. Currently waiting to speak to her manager

[Phil Pfizer @Phill_Pfister]

@booknfilmn519 @3YearLetterman @subben1986 @StephenKing BookNNuts, delete this. Coach Letterman is a youth football coaching LEGEND, with so many championship rings he literally struggles to turn door handles. Show him some god damn RESPECT.

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@superbubblez87 @3YearLetterman @StephenKing You have time to delete this, Jason.

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@mattapm2nd @3YearLetterman @StephenKing Way to finance yore waterbed, John.

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@DaftLimmy Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible.

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

Wow! Legendary Goosebumps author, @StephenKing, just endorsed @3YearLetterman’s book. This is huge.

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@donnaboyergarza @3YearLetterman @BernieSanders Yore*

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@3YearLetterman @RealAlexJones @pfizer @JennyMcCarthy @ewarren @DonaldJTrumpJr @cocainebear @jiffylube @coachbrucepearl @Whitesnake This is why America is literally the greatest nation on god’s green earth.

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@3YearLetterman

[Leslie Davidson @BigLez67]

offically puttin my name forward for PM. manifesto below. change starts with your vote. #LezForPM

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@AndyDav78835974 @3YearLetterman @BorisJohnson Sandy, did you just try and correct Coach Letterman? Take a lap. And for the record, America is literally the oldest and greatest country on god’s green earth.

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@realitytvguide @3YearLetterman Yore embarrassing yoreself Really TV Good. Delete this.