Already on a booking, falls over his own feet and asks the ref to book Jota. Asking for an opponent to be booked is supposedly an automatic yellow. Not in this instance though. The ref did as he was told and booked Jota. Same player then dives to get Jota a 2nd yellow. Corrupt.
Michael Fabricant has the air of a man who came ninth in a Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, went to Turkey to surgically alter himself to look more like Donald Trump, re-entered the Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, and came tenth.
I’ve long admired the way @Sean_Rogers explains complex tactics in a simple way on @TheAnfieldWrap. But with the analogy “stuck between the kebab house and your hotel room at 3am and you end up doing nothing” I feel like he’s now providing a tailored service for me personally