Random Phillies Things

Posting random Phillies things to relive the pain/glory

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@dmansman What about Trea Turners $300 million contract that not elite Dave signed him to? Shame we couldn’t use any of that money on a set up guy. Although it doesn’t make a difference because he’d sign someone who sucks

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I need Bryce Harper to call out Dave Dombrowski for not being elite. Imagine if any of the moves he’s made worked out and they had another dependable bullpen arm.

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@PhilsTailgate Dombrowski is not elite

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@schwarbombz You should’ve told Dave he was going to get hurt. Your fault

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(6/9/2023) The Phillies last (ever???) walk off home run by Kyle Scwarber to beat the Dodgers 5-4.

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@GrittyApproved @Phillies Delete your twitter plz

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@NJMXN02 @Phillies Delete your twitter plz

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@JackFritzWIP 10/10 rage bait

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@tony_ghaul @PhilsTailgate Glad you’re not the manager lol

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@Beardaknowledge Yes

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@jobartwo88 @PhilsTailgate Glad you flip burgers and not a GM

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@Phillies

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@Phillies @IBX

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@El_Troll_SZN Typical Mets fan

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@Tori_Philly4 I usually crack open a beer in the office when my boss gives my tasks to my coworker.

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@JackFritzWIP Tonight

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@JackFritzWIP I think saying this in indictment of their $800 million dollar offense that really doesn’t show up anymore

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Dallas and Philly have more in common than you’d think. Coming up small in the Division Round is one of them.

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@JackFritzWIP Here’s the Pearl Jam song we should be listening to.

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@TheSmarts3 @sonderless7p @DevontaSzn6 @SpeakeasyManny7 @ByDavidMurphy It’s normal rest. 5th day.