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I love how I have 24 legitimate tweets that are actually good and I'm gonna get a bad grade because i didn't spam at the last second.

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@cards_richelieu That awkward moment when you try to make an awesome tweet and then misspell epically.

[Philip II @PhillipIIiscool]

I love how I have 22 legitimate tweets that are actually good and I'm gonna get a bad grade because i didn't spam at the last second.

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Lol Cromwell just got hanged. Ewwww his head just rolled onto the ground. EWWW he blinked. TWICE. Hope that never happens to me...

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Oh really Queen Elizabeth rejected me? Well it says her sister was my mistress. Take that. #Ineverlose

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Alright I love how Elizabeth just straight up rejected me. I hate the English. I think I'm gonna invade. Let me send the armada #risky.....

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@maria_theresa5 is the great-granddaughter of a loser #fail

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@_msdean is my tweet about Charles V good

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@_msdean if I cut out the talk about the ladies I might as well not have the account at all

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Got Charles V sucked!! He left me a debt of 36 million ducats. What kind of a politician is he? No wonder he was single... We know i wasn't.

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I was the ruler of England and Spain. So many women. So little time. #gettingaround

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Lol i was really short. Five feet tall. Olivia cassese looked at me and said wow. #midgetsrule

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Bro I didn't kill Mary I of England. She was my wife and she tried to get involved in my personal life.

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They came to me. They weren't mistresses. #pro

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Lol in 1587 12 women were put to death for being in an affair with me. Yeah that's unfortunate. #winning

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I'm so fat that @cathydagr8t made fun of me #chubby

[Philip II @PhillipIIiscool]

I'm so fat that @cathydagr8t made fun of me #chubby