Phillip Wade Underwood

Innovation Designer, Aerospace QE, Former VP of MFG, Spiritual Advisor, 2x Published Author • Honorable Discharged Airborne Veteran

[Phillip Wade Underwood @PhillipInvents]

@osakajayms First, you reimburse me for my forefather's rent and support of your ancestors and their children, for the shelter and food they were provided.

Plus, I want a cash reimbursement for the privilege of being set free, that our WHITE PRESIDENT provided.

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@AntiWokeMemes When "nigger" & "white people" are in 90% of their sentences, it's certainly racism.

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Acts of cannibalism in Asia have been reported from various parts of the continent, ranging from ancient history to the 21st century.

This appears to be Chinese.

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After years of coexisting with them, I realized that it's purely genetic.

In 1863, the slaves of America were freed by President Lincoln.

#WokeUpFromADrunk

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@elonmusk Come on, now. We all know there WASN'T A CAMERA 📸 JUST 100 METERS AWAY IN THE SKY FILMING 📽️🎥

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For those doubters out there, I have some warm advice:

Always lean on the Scriptures. My father, God does not lie. I prefer the NKJV. It's 98% word-for-word to the Dead Sea Scrolls.

My father, God, gave me excellent advice concerning doubters:

He said to tell them to:

Find one verse, any verse, in that religious biblical text, that says I AM NOT GOD'S SON.

#ThxDad #FatherGod #JesusIsTruth #MyFathersAdvice

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@Brookltnwilliw Thank God for the White man...

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@DrcharlieWardQ The brains on that guy. I was born and raised in Chicago. There's no 100,000 gangs, maybe 10.

I'm an Honorable Discharged Military Veteran and if Trump sent me in with fellow soldiers we'd HUMILIATE THOSE PUNKS!

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@elonmusk .

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Think about this statement: 🤔

- Elon Musk is in a hurry to go to Mars -

Is it because he fears the end of the Earth? But isn't that a long way off?

Or, is he finding FREEDOM from some of Earth's more violent and unpredictable people?

The answer is yours to decipher.

[Phillip Wade Underwood @PhillipInvents]

Think about this statement: 🤔

- Elon Musk is in a hurry to go to Mars -

Is it because he fears the end of the Earth? But isn't that a long way off?

Or, is he finding FREEDOM from some of Earth's more violent and unpredictable people?

The answer is yours to decipher.

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I was curious... so I asked my father, God, some questions I've always had about Earth. 🌎

1) Is there really a wall at the end of Antarctica?

My father, God: "Yes."

2) Is it true that man landed on the moon?

My father, God: "No."

3) Is it true that there's a firmament sphere over the entire Earth surface?

My father, God: "No."

4) Is the Earth a Sphere?

My father, God: "Yes."

5) Is it true there's a heaven and hell?

My father, God: "No."

6) Is it true that Muhammad was a prophet?

My father, God: "Yes."

7) What happened to Muhammad?

My father, God: "He died of natural causes of old age. Also, he wasn't black, but a light skinned Egyptian."

8) Why was Jesus Christ called the Messiah?

My father, God: "I called them both Messiah, meaning, "My Son."

9) Who is Allah?

My father, God: "He was a mythical God to the early man, similar to Zeus or Aphrodite."

10) Who is the real son, and who do we worship?

My father, God: "Man must worship me, my son. The first two prophets are dead to history."

#MyFatherSpoke #God

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@StefanikEl83115 How long ago was he produced?

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@DavidJHarrisJr You're correct. Because O'Mama isn't a woman 👠♀️

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I didn't own you. My dad didn't own you. You weren't fuckin owned.

In case you're delusional, YOU'RE A FREE MAN because of a WHITE PRESIDENT, ever heard of President Lincoln??!

When President Lincoln freed you, you all should have been kind to us. Instead, you want more freedom and FREE CASH.

YOU ALL NEVER WANNA WORK FOR IT.

* Ok, I WANT BACK DUE RENT & SUPPORT. MY FOREFATHERS HOUSED YOU, FED YOU, AND HOUSED YOUR FAMILY *

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@StefanikEl83115 There's a reason why...

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@Vitus_osst There's a reason they act like that 😤

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@BannedxMan Keep allowing non-americans into our country 😡

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@ArtThePatriot_ Darwinism 💯

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Open your mind, assume the position, and sit back...

Is it possible... That Darwinism.. is 50% correct?

💯

#StartedAsAPet

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@ibFluffyG .

[Phillip Wade Underwood @PhillipInvents]

Open your mind, assume the position, and sit back...

Is it possible... That Darwinism.. is 50% correct?

💯

#StartedAsAPet