Phillip Jimenez

[Phillip Jimenez @Phillip_35]

@TdollarSign @JamesYoder How about

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If I’m snoring without the dog I’m “annoying” @celseylynnnn

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Did anyone tell @FLOTUS that her account would be suspended too if she lets baby Don tweet off her page? #SuspendAllTrumps

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Free Cedar Point Admission FOR LIFE - you could win it! Celebrate Cedar Point's 150th Anniversary and enter now. #sweepstakes https://t.co/GlDmxGPoF2

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@celseylynnnn I got you next March! 😘😘 your girlfriends left you hanging tho

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@jessikaitlin 10 years later and i still think it’s a great idea

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Underground turtle racing Club/Bar. $10 entry per race, winners from each race advance to the championship race at the end of the night. cash prizes, BYOT Or rent one of the highly trained house turtles for $5

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“but he never, and I mean NEVER, puts a new bag in the garbage can” took trash to curb, Christmas stuff to shed and fed Layla all before you got home and after a 10 hour work day. #DontWannaHearIt @celseylynnnn

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@abdorima97 welcomess

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Happy Birthdayy Rima's! 🎁🎈🎉 @abdorima97

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Cheaper to be yourself ain't no wrong way to be

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When people that owe you money start makin it rain on snapchat but can't get you what they owe you #YouTryToStuntButItsAllRented

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Ya Bishhhh

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Money trees is the perfect place for shade and that's just how I feel

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You really can't trust anyone now days.

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And just like that I don't feel like doing shit

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I wanna do the things that I mention

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It's not a #SundayFunday of Saturday doesn't turn Into Sunday #LitAf

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And if I said I'm ever gettin Money just know, I mean it @ItsRealGEazy