Louis Phillips

[Jordan Killen @Killen97]

What an absolute cunt! http://t.co/NS923ZASVu

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

So bored

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Fuck sake can't sleep #wanktime

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Well ferguson has finally retired gutted my dream of him dying on the sidelines won't come true #gutted #fergie

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Well just got in going to be hanging in the morning #fingerblastfriday

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

I want to be just like my dad .... Wait no I want to get away with rape #ambition

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Can I go on top because you seriously need to lose weight #WaysToRuinARelationship #WaysToMakeSexAwkward

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Your boobs are much better than your sisters #WaysToRuinARelationship

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Just seen a man fall out of a train door #mindthegap #epic

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

One direction #shitmusic

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

What does locking your keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? Both go away with a coat hanger #terriblejoke

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Really want Bradford to win but I feel this is going to be embarrassing

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Being destroyed at FIFA is not fun #cryyoureyesmate

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Having to wait in line at the abortion clinic #TheMostAnnoyingThingsInLife

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Well today is a non starter #hanging

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

#SongsThatMakeMeCry
Jim'll fix it theme tune
#savile

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

The Harlem shake looks like Stephen hawking during a power surge #Harlemshake

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Does everyone agree the world would be a better place without Justin Bieber

[Louis Phillips @Phillips232]

Praise The Lord channel claims to cure diseases through prayer. Basically if you call that number you deserve that illness