Phillips Stevenson

Compound is my place of residence. 03 Cummins 3500

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

No lie.. I was a douche in 2016 I'm just trying to be a good PERSON again#LostInTheSauce

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

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[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

6 airports, 4 trains, 3 countries, 48 hours and I'll still not home.

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

https://t.co/flWlYVL7TB

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

Looks like Mac and I will be spending NYE in London

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

If you ask me where it all went wrong, I’d say it was when we started labeling socks L and R.

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

Today I payed 35$ for a Big Mac and mcchicken.... in the US it would cost about 8$...

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

Mac and I also booked our hotel while we were in the airport and he forgot to mention it was only for 3 nights... every hotel is full....

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

So Mac and I flew to Zermatt Switzerland without a return flight.... looks like I'm going to be here for the next couple of weeks...

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

Today marks the year anniversary of my purchase of my building in Knox...

[Hunter Jobbins @jabbins]

Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

You know you did terrible on a test when the professor hands the test back to you folded in half for no one to see.....

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

I'm a Home Depot kind of guy

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

The only thing getting me through these exams is knowing there's only 58 mores days until duck season.... #killducks #shootem

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

Why do they not sell chasers in liquor stores

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

@panerabread please bring back the Italian combo the new one, taste like a sweaty dick.....

[Phillips Stevenson @PhillipsStevens]

Seriously fuck the guy who just farted on this plane