Philip Porter

it's groovy man

[Clerpatriot @clerpatriot]

A compilation of crying libs who lost their jobs today!! FAFO!

[Philip Porter @PhillllyP]

@Tyler_TVGS game deleted 2 days worth of saves and so much money. Crazy. Quick uninstall

[Philip Porter @PhillllyP]

Pathetic @netflix

[Philip Porter @PhillllyP]

@keybladevolo @updogtoken @sneako We get it. You wanna sniff his dick. Chill dude

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

What the hell is wrong with her? 🤣 https://t.co/zi1TaWkDTp

[Philip Porter @PhillllyP]

I would fkn starve if it weren’t for DoorDash

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

this one hurts. i hate this battle that some of us fight, but it always brings me hope knowing we don’t fight it alone. well, today we lost one of our brothers way too soon and that really sucks 💔

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

watching people drive is all the proof you need that you are surrounded by absolute morons.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

The Restrict Act not only bans Americans from using TikTok, it is a Patriot Act 2.0 for the Internet. It would give the govt unfettered access to all the data on our computers, phones, security cameras, internet browsing history, payment applications and more. It throws the Freedom of Information Act out the window, cannot be challenged in court, and criminalizes the use of a VPN with up to 20 years in jail and $1M fine.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

remember back in 2013 when the Infinity Ward offices got raided by the LAPD and the police got into a stand off with a life-size statue of Ghost

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

some of y’all airpods lookin like they was in ya ass and not your ears

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Oh and i didn’t even get started on fools who hulk out when they can’t find their vape I’ve seen chicks lift couches wit one hand when a vape goes missin

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

for anyone thinking this is a sub or more complicated than it is, allow me to simplify: the negative energy that works online doesn’t work well in the real world. smile more and be kind and it will propel you forward. that’s it, wasn’t supposed to be a scientific thesis.

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

the internet has glorified the villain, the shit talker, and the troll. but in the real world, no one wants to do business with them, no girl wants to love them, and no team wants to follow them. do everything with kind, positive energy and watch what happens to your life.

[Rep. Dan Bishop @RepDanBishop]

My team and I are reading through the omnibus bill today - all $1.7 trillion and 4,155 pages of it.

Follow along for some of the most egregious provisions in the bill ⬇️

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

my Christmas tree is up

[hard mike @buffetbreaker]

my son is watching some movie where peoples fingers turn into hot dogs and he’s sobbing like a baby at the hot dog fingers I had to leave the room. I don’t know if I can love him anymore.

[Philip Porter @PhillllyP]

@TheGoblinnn @Hambyyyy