PhillyJP

Preferred pronoun - "it"
That covers all the bases...

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@elonmusk Oh yeah? Well I made mini-bike yesterday. It's amazingly fast too - up to 27 mph!

I mean like it's scary fast!

So we obviously have something in common...

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

JAMES WOODS WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

[C-Reason🇺🇸 @CreasonJana]

This man is responsible for all the voter fraud and much of the Republican losses!

John Thune has got to go!

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@CatherineUSA1 @FoxNews Agree about @foxnews coverage. Something about election night turns them farther left than CNN. When the left holds an advantage in any election result, Bret Baier gets a twinkle in his eyes and a smug smile on his face.

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@CatherineUSA1 @FoxNews Where then?

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Jack Campbell continues to rest and recover at a local hospital. Preliminary indications are positive and out of respect for Jack and his family we will not share further information at this time.

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@redsteeze *checks math

Well, at least he can't make 12.7% of females happy...

​"Career Field Goal Percentage: 87.3% — Ranks among the top five most accurate field-goal kickers in NFL history."

[DSA Watch @DSA_Watch]

Haley Stevens: “Abdul, can you PLEASE condemn antisemitism?”

Abdul El-Sayed: “No. And you can stay away from my campaign.”

Haley: *Endorses Mike Rogers*

Michigan Democrats:

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@NFCNorthNewss Wait, who was the DB?

[valerie perrine @TheValPerrine]

Thank you all for the love and support for Valerie over the years. It meant the world to her. She will be laid to rest this week. She loved life, and she lived it to the fullest. She lived in the moment and carried no regrets.❤️
#valerieperrine

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@Lions Route... Penei...

In the same sentence?

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@HonoluluBlues_ He was soooo concentrating on keeping his feet inbounds!

Great stop though!

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@PrideOfDetroit Packers blink first...

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@jasonwhitlock I only see it in when I go to the bar because there's nothing else on and they gotta keep them things on.

PTI is great if you like east coast sports but for the rest of the country... ehhh

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@jasonwhitlock Jason? Are you alright?

How is this JJ's fault?

Jerry has absolutely no idea how to tie a double-slip knot.

[Shannon 🇺🇸I stand with America @thewriterme]

The perfect Press Secretary.

[The Spectator 🇺🇸 @TheSpectator]

I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me.

The “joke” was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: “I’m literally shaking.”

Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, “Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?” I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists.

✍️ @BridgetPhetasy

Article: https://t.co/Wxs41eVnwh

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WOW!!!

Students at a Georgia High School pranked their principal by staging a "fake fight" at school and calling the Principal to break it up...

...as he rushes in to pull the students apart, they all started singing him Happy Birthday

He's so revealed and happy.

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@TheFive What is your favorite condiment?

[PhillyJP @PhillyJayB]

@JackSom28304086 @Crazymoments01 No... it's really not...

It's fake heartwarming...