C. Urbanus

Updates from former commissioner of the Pabst Blue Ribbon Philadelphia Rock Paper Scissors City League

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

@kayteterry https://t.co/6SSMXL0U7E

I did not write this but I think it is a good read on the return

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

@UrsulaLawrence

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@thebirthdayboys no word yet on what they call coffee

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

UFL also announced that 60+-yard field goals now will be worth four points.

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

This is terrible news

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

this is such a devestating loss for philadelphia, for defector, for all of us. RIP @dhm . go birds
https://t.co/SdNnKqrGVz

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

It was a pleasurable experience

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

Caught myself saying C’mere ya little fuuuck to the keys in my pocket this past weekend

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Saying “what the fuck” under your breath like Tim Robinson is one of life’s simple pleasures

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

@kayteterry Wooly mammoth is a cool little antiques and oddities shop in Andersonville

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Been a while since I posted one of these

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@TheSloppyBoys @holocene @ZebulonLA @SodaBarSD @thecrocodile Maybe play college night once again?

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

@TheSloppyBoys I am hopeful he will skate down Bourbon Street next

[Comedy Bang Bang @ComedyBangBang]

Can I get an alright?

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

@dearblanca Ok I will this one time

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@bangbangclips @ComedyBangBang 🐴🥊

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@KITH_quotes They’ll be running that town within a week

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@babaoreally @TheSloppyBoys Handing out nothing but paradiso tapes tonight

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-if you bought some nunchucks
-and then you lost them

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

@omgitsemilyward Wish I could have gone but I was in….Tallahassee.

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@dearblanca @Hersheys This is the content I follow Dear Blanca for 👏👏👏

[C. Urbanus @PhillyRPS]

@babaoreally @PadleyDan @TheSloppyBoys Holy cow this is awesome