Phil smith

Pitter patter lets get at er. Strong black female addicted to retail. Wherever you're too, there ya are.

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

A voice in my head said "relax,you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients",but another voice said "Phil, you're a vet"

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

When I was a kid, I couldn’t have imagined I’d continue to piss myself well into adulthood #15monthssober

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

11 months sober today. So grateful for everyone who’s helped me and for the life I live today!

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

Best thing about being sober is watching football on sundays. The being alive part is pretty decent too.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

If you doubt that Trumps America is racist just look at the reaction to a famous black athlete joining twitter.

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

Who’s this m&m spokesman everyone’s talking about?

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

I think everyone one my twitter says “I’m done. That’s it. I’m worth it. Not giving a fuck.” About 5 times a week.

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

Pisces- be careful today because my parents fucked in July of ‘95. Makes a lot of sense.

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

I’ve seen Nathan mackinnon kiss boys, take from that what you will

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

Can’t imagine being from humbolt. Couldn’t lose my brothers @mabber_30 @jeffparuch @MacIntyler_ @AndrewCalder_13

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

It’s cool when “hard conservatives” you know get on pogey twice a year, makes a lot of sense

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

Turning 22 tonight, whishing I was 12 tomorrow

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

Remember while your celebrating Valentine’s Day, your parents are going to violently fuck tonight

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

I’m havin a hard time keepin these alligators down #rickflair

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Namaste Motherfuckers.......the early bird gets his dick sucked or sucks a dick depending on what his goals are for the day!

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

Just like dust, we settle in this town

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

@mabber_30 I think I’d know in that case ham hock

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

What in the fuck is a cardi B?

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

Men are better swimmers than women but only cuz they're part sperm.

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

I hear ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs wtf

[Phil smith @PhillyS14]

Found a pic of @mabber_30 in 4 years