United Church of Perpetual Philly Sorrow

abandon all hope

[United Church of Perpetual Philly Sorrow @PhillySalvation]

Kenny Pickett is undefeated against Tom Brady.

[jabe biquet @enigmasum]

@crotchner2 kirked up shawty

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More SB rings and snaps than Allen, Dak, Lamar, Burrow combined 🤯🤯🤯

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

Stress free Sunday for Coop

#FlyEaglesFly

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COOP!

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Impossible?! No.

Is this.. happiness?

[United Church of Perpetual Philly Sorrow @PhillySalvation]

Ready for Pain?

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@dallascowboys Lmao

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Thank Foles for AJ Brown

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Cooper Rush Legacy Game?

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Lindor killed me. He killed all of us.

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See!!!! Pain!!!!!

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It's Over

[Paxton🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🔻 @EvenMorePaxton]

What Musk sees after saying "hmm... what if we called the cybertruck 2 the cyberhawk tuah?" to a room full of vampiric vc investors

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Pretty crazy Jalen Hurts is gonna have a more successful NFL career than Tua.

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#GoBirds

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Time to give up Phillies pfaithful

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Nothing but PAIN

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It’s over #RingTheBell

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The Phillies are good now. YOU THINK THAT MATTERS!!!?!!!

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Flyers Suck. Normalcy is returning.