Philly Santa

Not your average Santa.
I make the list.
I check em twice.
I take snowballs and throw back ice.

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

Right out of the gate:
This philly 'snowballs at Santa' shit.
It was 54 years ago. Eagles were a dumpsterfire and I got called up after a long bender. I was disheveled and after an 2-12 season, I would've thrown snowballs at me. Give it a rest. Philly Santa has returned. 🦅🎄

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

What a fucking legend

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

@HawkEmDownChris Psi-ops: the mindgate conspiracy

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Bloody hell. I’ve been grossly misinformed about Bolshevism.

[Voice of Sanity @HouseofElon]

@elonmusk Grok is so good now. I just made this!
The WNBA should use it at their next meeting.
Every school in America should!

[Robert Sepehr @robertsepehr]

@mattvanswol So if someone refuses an illiterate doctor with a sub-60 IQ that graduated because of Affirmative Action and got hired because of forced DEI, does that make them racist for wanting to be operated on by someone academically competent that has skills other than twerking?

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW. This brave Christian migrant from Iran walked up and WENT BERSERK on the proposed Islamic Center in McKinney, TX — straight to the council's face

The whole building ERUPTED after his dire warning:

"I'm a Sharia law survivor from Iran."

"I'm TELLING YOU, this is a BAD idea and you're going to REGRET not listening to people like us who lived under Sharia law!"

"I'm here to tell you this is a DANGEROUS ideology you're allowing in your country. Every country that is Islamic now, it used to be a Christian country and we were soft Christians."

"And we allowed these people to come in, bring their Sharia law into our countries and slowly k*ll us off left and right!"

"Let me make it very clear to you. Christianity is a personal relationship with God...Islam is Sharia law. Religion and state, which is not even compatible with the American thing and when these people will lie to you, to manipulate you."

"Because whenever Islam is little, they will lie to you and tell you they come in peace. This is level one!"

"Level two is what's happening in UK right now, where you have two-tier policing, where you have the blasphemy laws, Islamophobia, racism, all this nonsense that they talk about."

"Any time you criticize Islam, they will use the race card, but every country has this disgusting ideology inside their country, including my own country, Iran, Russia, Islamophobia is another made up bullsh*t because they don't want you to criticize their death cult!"

"If you question that disgusting book, they're get k*lled over it, just like my friends were apostates imprisoned or dead right now in Iran!"

HE NAILED IT!!!

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Dems be like

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨BREAKING: OpenAI head of ethics, head of safety systems AND head of mission alignment have ALL quit in the last few weeks…

it’s so over

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Fauci privately warned of miscarriage risks linked to the COVID-19 vaccine while publicly claiming no risks, according to newly released text messages obtained by Sens. Rand Paul and Ron Johnson.

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

White people's battery chirp is the "fasten seat belt" alarm.

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

@PapiTrumpo Make invaders wounded upon entry again.

[Mandy @mandyarthur]

Well, this is awkward.

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

@CBSNews This post already hasn't aged well. Unless you support corporate media denial.

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

@PhillyCrimeUpd We need Batman.

[Aware Wolf @0dinIsWithUs]

"Conservative media" feels beyond 'Covidian' right now. We know why.

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

@WarClandestine Anyone else think this is starting to get weird? Ignore her and move on. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

Ladies and gentlement.....Taijuan 'The Trainwreck' Banks. #Phillies

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

@elonmusk So....we're at the precipice?

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

If you're driving slow in the fast lane and not overtaking, you're retarded.

[Philly Santa @PhillySanta]

@Iwendtster