Paul's Thoughts

This is an account of Paul McNeely's deepest most innermost thoughts and some of his most profound quotes. All tweets are real and unedited. (this isn't Paul)

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Mad respect for komodo dragons yo they're like huge lizards with poison spit and claws and you know I'm bout that life.

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Sometimes when i wake up im jus like mann i dont need this i aint about THAT life. #NotAboutIt

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It's like sometimes I come home to all my cats and I'm like yo I AM about that cat life.

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Sometimes I poop, what of it? #getatme

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@PhilosoPAUL @mariahcarey *I'll

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@MariahCarey I love you prom witg me dot worry ill bring teh cats

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"'Have a good day??' I'LL HAVE WHATEVER KINDA DAY I WANT! YOU DON'T OWN ME CAT SHOP LADY!" -me chatting with the people at petsmart

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"I'm kinda busy all of October.." -me turning down a woman for a date. I'm waiting for you @MariahCarey 🐱💘

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Cn u gess hw i cleen my catz? (ill gve u a hinrt its wit my tung 😝🐱)

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Whn prtty gurlz wink @ me i gt rumblies n muh tumblies. #truetweet

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If you're a bird, I'm a cat. Cats eat birds. Meow. #TheNotebook 🐱

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@MariahCarey I WILL WATCH IT I LOVE YOU MARIAH PLEASE GIVE MY CATS A SHOUT OUT TONIGHT THEY'RE SICK😢🐱💊💉

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DAAAAD!!! Stop stealing my jorts!!

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Lookin good with my #swaggie

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OH MY GOSH I HAVE TO POOOOOOOOOOOOP.

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Just ate my boogers lol

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Going to the beach leaving my pretty kitties behind #byekitties #luvu

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I would love for @MariahCarey to tweet me back, but if she looked at my other tweets we might not get married #cats #armhair

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#tbt this was me and my pooch tubbs. I never really liked him much. That's why I cave cats now. Meow🐱

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@THEtylerpetty but... :'(