Rory Philpott

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

@leafs_r_better @MapleLeafs @LGCanada doesn’t matter ref blew the whistle it’s continuous play

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

@hockeytoronto imagine caring🤡

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

i was doing my math homework, eyes watering, and i thought to myself “if your work isn’t stained with tears, you ain’t doing it right” then i realized, you’re probably doing it right, and i’m most definitely not:/

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

Donald trump tweets like my dad texts and that scares me.

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

I think I realized that people having glasses doesn’t make them smart around the time I got friends with glasses.

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

When I’m a mom am I gonna have to give up the bench seat at the restaurant to my kids? Do I want kids?

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

Need a Quick confidence booster? Colour with a little kid. Full proof works every time.

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

Do you think rich people just wear nice underwear on their periods?

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

Some of you guys were c-sections, and it shows.

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Some of you guys never had to hand in homework with tear stains on it and it shows:/

[Rory Philpott @PhilpottRory]

@bloodorgy Call them airings🤩