Philile Nxumalo

An introvert...

[Destiny ✨ @destiny_ndlovu]

South African courts have ruled that children born in South Africa to foreign parents do not automatically qualify for South African citizenship.

[DrMusa @DrMusaMthombeni]

My favourite South African expression that will help us on the internet over the next few weeks is “ OKSALAYO!!!”

[Philile Nxumalo @Philzoh_]

@khonzarella @Bokang_BigSis I thought it was Christal 😭😭😭

[Philile Nxumalo @Philzoh_]

@Bokang_BigSis I honestly thought my girl Christal Kay got the gig

[Philile Nxumalo @Philzoh_]

@WhyUfikelate KB!

[Philile Nxumalo @Philzoh_]

@ShweleNgelosi LOL...Now why did I think my girl Christal got the gig?

[Kamogelo Jessi Makhalanyane @kamogelo_jessi]

@ShweleNgelosi Sis KB sings that song with her heart please

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person.

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

It’s so funny when men are naked, why is your butt so tensed and small? 😭

[Xiluva Meleni @meleni_xiluva]

Propaganda I’m not falling for : drinking ashwagandha.

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

Put your children first.

Don’t miss their doctor’s appointments.
Feed them well.
Read to them.
Pack their school bags with everything they need.
Dress them neatly.
Take care of their hair.
Moisturize their skin.
Bathe them properly.
Clean their ears.
Brush their teeth.

Let’s be better parents to our children.

[Philile Nxumalo @Philzoh_]

@umnt_omnyama @Tsigwili Aybo mnto mnyama😲

[Philile Nxumalo @Philzoh_]

OMG

[Alexis🧸 @dfwalexis]

Why whenever you coochie bald that mf start leakin for no reason

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑™🕷️ @shemadcute_]

“he used you” i shaved and wore a thong.😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes i want to socialise but i don’t want to talk. i just want to be around like a cat.

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“i just checked, no more blood”

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

I hate someone who sends me view onces. Shuthi mina ngiyimpimpi. ☹️

[Oferege @Aroboughyo]

Ever fucked to the point where you start praying for cum to come? 😭