Phish Fan Will

Phish and 🐦🏓. Dog Lover. Reluctant political junkie. Comedian. Public Figure. Entertainer. Follow me on Instagram @pigeonfanwill and Snapchat!!

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@jkellyESNY dude so I just found this article you wrote form like a year ago:
https://t.co/0xaQ1aXzHd
I’m that dude! You might find it interesting I left the Knicks game tonight with them down 10 with 8 minutes to play, and they ended up winning. #isitacurse ?

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@guarnaschelli @FoodNetwork @chefadjepong Was it pushed back or something? Not seeing it on my YouTube TV.

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@NYCMayor Why are you still posting? Should you be getting ready for jail, scum?

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@michaelianblack @ScottAdamsSays Uh guy, we do know what happened

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@Joe_Gatto Oh definitely do it. I was bummed when Dinner Party stopped, and from a production standpoint, that has to be an insanely easy show to get made, especially compared to Jokers.

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@guarnaschelli @FoodNetwork @MVoltaggio is always my answer

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@kenjeong @SimuLiu @barbiethemovie @communiess I’d go see that

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@NFL_DovKleiman He should get life in prison. He isn’t a human being

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@jcibme @ChuckCallesto But now there’s one less subhuman violent criminal breathing the air of people with actual human worth, so win win, right?

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@PyramidABC Season 7??

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@kanyewest You’re subhuman scum. You’re literally less than human.

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@tomcolicchio It's gonna be DeSantis. Wouldn't be my first choice, but it'll play.

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@AOC Might be the first thing I’ve ever agreed with you on; honestly makes me question my stance on the issue.

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@Strandjunker The amount of likes this idiotic tweet has blows my mind. You wanting something to be true is not the same as it being true.

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@InstigatorRules @WUTangKids I get the joke but like, doesn’t that mean you’re a dog?

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@SalVulcano Have you ever had CHICKEN and waffles? That’s the secret on top of the secret!

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@BATY2023MVP @MLB shhhh

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@akb1459 @netflix @thewilwhite Going outside for a walk is not in itself educational. Words mean things.

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@MeganKelleyHall @elonmusk It’s his money. Who are you to even have an opinion on what he does with it?

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@millerglinda1 @JoJoFromJerz You do realize that you can’t just definitively type an opinion “handguns are best for protecting your home” and have it be true, right?

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@TheJourneyForth @PeterMoskos Who gives a shit about the safety of the scumbags that are locked up to begin with?