Joe

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Stick ‘em up

[Joe @PhizzyNizzy]

Do u think they roofie us if we put our drinks down to go in the butterfly house

[Joe @PhizzyNizzy]

Hands off the women owned plant, fellas

[Joe @PhizzyNizzy]

*FROGS ONLY*

Violators will be toad

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I hope this email finds you in a well

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“The idea of purchasing a vacuum is beyond my comprehension” - @brianle0nard

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Some things are better left unspit

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What climbing a mountain after eating only Twix bars does to a mf

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I���m back! How is everyone? The only notable thing that happened to me during my Twitter hiatus was that I bought a homeless man soup and he told me he was “not grateful”

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The pre-bedtime (dark) shower remains undefeated

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It would be cool if i live long enough to write a book

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Just asked the Captain to bring me my wine and he said they havent had that spirit here since 1969… wtf

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When things dont go as you hoped just remember, sometimes whats best for you wont align with what you hope for

[Joe @PhizzyNizzy]

Staring into the sun for a second or two, as a treat

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@PerShawnified @Rentmate_me

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My gut tells me dogs arent persons, but at the same time dogs have personalities…

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Is a dog a person? More importantly, can Desi and I get in the hov lane on the highway?

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Grateful for roommates 🙏🏼

@dsheehan126

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Buying cookie dough with zero intention to bake it