Richie U

Life is like a box of chocolates. Everything leads to diabetes.

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Best day of the year by a very wide margin. #Indy500

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@hankgreen As a pediatrician, I want to know "would ice cream make it better or not?" May or may not work in adult appointments 🤷‍♂️ Further research needed

[Richie U @PhlegmaticPanda]

"Thank you for talking me out of that 10-foot zucchini"
~Actual words from an actual person

And that actual person is me

[Richie U @PhlegmaticPanda]

@deannexdrama So happy for you!!🙌🙌🙌

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@theylovetheRod Is there a video?

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@raqueljmentor The Little Prince

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That was the most presidential speech I've heard from our president in a while. Not a fan of him, but that was a relatively decent speech. Thank you for that.

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@alohainah PREACHHH

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@rxschxl The ophthalmology mission statement 😂😂😂

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@itstanyarachel Ayyyy, Denver airport is the best for exploring 👍

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@alohainah We cover our eyes with our hands but really we're peeking between our fingers

[Richie U @PhlegmaticPanda]

This tweet aged well.

[Richie U @PhlegmaticPanda]

I've gotten to the point where my gums don't bleed when I floss. This is my biggest accomplishment of 2020. It all goes downhill from here.

[Æ N A H @alohainah]

Welp all the terrible things in life this year remind me that the only good is Jesus 👌

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@rxschxl @EM_RESUS AWWW It's totes adorbs!!

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I've gotten to the point where my gums don't bleed when I floss. This is my biggest accomplishment of 2020. It all goes downhill from here.

[Richie U @PhlegmaticPanda]

Update:

[Richie U @PhlegmaticPanda]

I just sat next to you specifically because you have a dog and you gotta leave to get coffee 😑 YOU’D BETTER COME BACK HERE

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@rxschxl @delta_raae Wild ride. 10/10. Would pay to ride again. But srsly, kudos cuzzos. You're making it. It ain't pretty, but you're making it.

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@rxschxl Don't tempt me to get bots to retweet the heck outta this...