Phoebe Birch

will travel for veggie balls

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

Don't listen to them when they tell you you can't put a picture of your cat in your senior thesis! You can! You should!

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

@AlliGoulden Sorry to give you more PA culture shock, but those people are going inside to pay for their gas with cash.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

He would have turned 77 today. Seek every day to follow his teachings and walk his path.

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

@AyliemJorin @lemonsproda Thrifting for fashion is also good. Thrift stores throw away unsold clothes every day. Thrifting something cute is better for the planet that buying it new and there’s more than enough to go around.

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

@fergmully Wittawy hitting the twitty

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

Messrs. Beast

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

i keep seeing people say "chris from mr. beast is trans" but to me the most shocking thing about this is that there are other people who are "from" mr. beast. i thought mr. beast was just that one guy who's name was mr. beast. you mean to tell me there's more of them?!

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

@_Sk0ly_ @carol02183788 @jojoschinee @fuckyouiquit That’s an argument in favor of salary transparency. If someone asks for a raise bc they heard how much X makes, a manager should be able to point to the skills/responsibilities X offers the company to demonstrate how they earn their salary and incentivize career growth.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, descendants of enslaved people deserve direct cash reparations.

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

Feeling nostalgic for the days of “I made an AI read ten thousand hours worth of cookbooks and it created a recipe for toothpaste dumplings.” A simpler and more innocent time.

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

@Christi21374330 Tiny shits

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

This is a good reminder to never “round up for charity” at checkout. It’s an easy way for corporations to make tax-deductible donations without actually giving any of their own money…at best. At worst, they’re openly defrauding customers, like CVS is doing here.

[Emma Wiles @emmabwiles]

CVS is being sued for asking customers to donate to the American Diabetes Association when they check out. Those donations are in fact *not* sent to the ADA, but instead reimburse the CVS for a legally binding obligation of $10M that CVS promised earlier

https://t.co/t8IAiqyu43

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

I think not a coincidence that they both look like the archetype of the “Teacher, you forgot to collect the homework” kids

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

Good morning to everyone except these two—Alexander Taylor and Myra Brown—who sued over student debt relief and got it struck down.

[Evan Birch @BearMcBear]

Last year, my mom and I took a 150mi bike ride from PBH-MD. As we rounded the trail near Braddock, we saw @JohnFetterman out for a walk. I skidded to a halt next to him and scared the bejesus out of him bc I was so excited to meet him. Don't worry tho, I kept my cool for the pic

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

Bonus for my pedants: it’s Daylight Saving time, not Daylight SavingS time.

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

The distinction between Daylight Saving time and Standard time is really kicking y’all asses this morning

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

hint: we just switched TO standard time FROM DST this weekend

[Phoebe Birch @PhoeBirch]

@123gr00vy @almostbrenda Imagine committing to spending your life with someone without knowing how often they wash their sheets. Couldn’t be me.