phoebe

narcissisystem

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

'there's no point going to new apartment viewings by myself because I know you make the final decision' my bf knows his place

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

so close to quitting my job but every time that paycheck comes in I'm like nahhh

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

this week has literally been the week from hell

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

life lesson: never trust too much

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

the results of the eu referendum has fucked young peoples' future, just cos millions of borderline-racists chose uncertainty over security

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

I did what I promised little rebellious 13 year old me I would do & moved out at 18

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

oitnb will be my life for the next week as I'm on holiday

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

@PhoebeR0utledge idk if I'm emotionally well now

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

an old woman I served at work earlier told me she was going to an orgy & went into a lil too much detail about it

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

why can't my mind ever stay content

[Flume @flumemusic]

Take a chance, try my new fragrance: SKIN by @futureclassic & Lunah Designs

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

come on football xox

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

the amount of money I dropped at ikea yesterday is ungodly

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

@mexicanmissie it's basically a shitty british version of Jersey Shore

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

my mum, very loudly, in a public area: 'what does 'squad goals' mean?'

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

passing out onto the floor for 5 mins after only 12 minutes of tanning is not how I want the people at my tanning salon to remember me by

[phoebe @PhoebeR0utledge]

can't wait for my little brother to get a fb so I can act like one of those middle-aged aunts that leave comments on everything