#EricNelson: “when a man is tall, he is big, agreed?”
Expert: “I don’t know what you’re asking me?
Eric: “when a man is big, it’s reasonable to assume he is tall, correct?”
Expert: “what are we talking about?”
Eric: “I have no clue, agreed?” #DerekChauvinTrail
When I get old and I start talking about how the dry cleaners on the corner used to be another dry cleaners I’m gonna give my kids the permission to say “I don’t care.”