Phoebe V-G

Badass(ish) Mother Runner. Nonprofit Development & Communications Director. Internationally renowned musical theater performer (in my mind). In it for the money

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Payton Washington is in the ICU after she was shot for getting in the wrong car in Texas

Kaylin Gillis was shot to death for driving into the wrong driveway in New York

Ralph Yarl was shot in the head for ringing the doorbell at the wrong house in Missouri

It’s the guns

[Phoebe V-G @PhoebeVG]

@jimrosecircus1 Wheat Chex. Kind of perfect.

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CC: @elliott_stkmn

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@SBSOnTheRun HOLY CATS! That's incredible!

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If this is my last tweet, I just want you all to remember one thing. And this is very important so please pay close attention. The most important thing about life, releationships, career, citizenship, and ultimately, the human struggle, is that no matter what, no matter how NEVER

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@martinimade La-dee-dah-dee-dah-dee-dah. La-dee-dum, La-dee-dum. (Think method of running)

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@JesseThorn Gotta be Reynolds Wrap

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@martinimade That's what I said.... and then it was over and my commute became an empty vessel of politics podcasts and sadness.

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@martinimade Wait till you run through all 7,589 of them and that sweet, sweet nectar is GONE. Enjoy it while they last!

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I honestly don’t see what the hubbub is about. My Top Secret nuclear documents are tucked neatly >>and safely!<< between the kids’ Kindergarten promotion certificates and a gift card to Dunkies with a $.97 balance. Whomst among us…?

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@martinimade Moist Garbage-y Satan is the name of my rock band/my nickname in high school/my stripper name/a rejected Marvel Villian/....

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@martinimade "Salt peter, John."
"Pins, Abigail."
"For God's sake, John, sit down."
#deepcut #1776

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@martinimade how u right so gud? everydamntime, too! a joy, as ever, to read your stuff!

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Seriously. Let’s try literally ANY alternative to The Nothing we’ve done so far. #tulsa #uvalde #buffalo #yourtownhere

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Yeah. This is for sure what The Founders had in mind. Fuck you and your 2A bullshit.

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@martinimade @hodgman He is a gem. My fave and frequent go-to Hodgmanism: "Specificity is the soul of narrative."

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@martinimade Trip to Orlando.

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@cspan @LeaderMcConnell Omg is that a tan suit? I have NEVER…!

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Sure wish the🧈📨lady won in 2016. You?

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@hvgullo @DollyParton @amazonmusic OH, Heather, "I will always love you."