Phoeby Lil' Trash

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. -One Tree Hill S3E7

[Phoeby Lil' Trash @PhoebyT]

My boss: You look tired.
Me: Thanks, I am.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Just found out my account is not lit, but in fact slaps. I apologize to those who recently followed, hoping it would be lit, only to find it slapping. I welcome those of you who were waiting to follow until the account slapped. My lit material will be archived.

[Phoeby Lil' Trash @PhoebyT]

He's just a boy!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Instead of texting “on my way,” just send this photo.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hello there! We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty…

[Phoeby Lil' Trash @PhoebyT]

@Sydney_Trask @BigTiddyMoth24 You're so right 😂

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

[Phoeby Lil' Trash @PhoebyT]

The Barbie movie is what Don't Worry Darling wanted to be.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Oh, you’re headed out to bear country? That salmon-scented body wash was a bold choice.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

The Super Mario Bros get all the love. Shout out to all the Average Mario Bros out there. You are good enough. You are loved and whatnot.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I'll straight up work out my legs on Veterans Day and honor veterans on Leg Day, I really don't give a shit anymore.

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

Don't you mean the "herspital"?

🏥#AdventuringParty

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to duty free shops. So sick of shops where it's "you gotta do this" and "you need to do that". I am here to browse and shop and whatnot!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to Charlie Brown's busted ass Christmas tree and whatnot.

[Phoeby Lil' Trash @PhoebyT]

@LostBrosTweets I've been PREPARING for this day

[Phoeby Lil' Trash @PhoebyT]

I might not be having a good time right now, but at least I don't let Taylor Swift control my life.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I need to be on a Yo' Momma Joke float next year, sponsored by Kraft macaroni or some shit. Pull up in front of Macy's and just rip people's mommas while throwin' taffy to the crowd and whatnot.

[Phoeby Lil' Trash @PhoebyT]

@_ZackGonzo I have yet to hear from DJ Rodger yet though.

[Phoeby Lil' Trash @PhoebyT]

Please help my sister in her trying time and apply today!

[Phoeby Lil' Trash @PhoebyT]

DINOSAURS #jurassicworldlivetour