Never forget when @Gabehernandez23 and I went to go get our presents when we were kids and the only thing Santa left him was a note saying “You’ve been bad all year, so maybe next year” #FO#Ouussy
BREAKING: Yankees close to a deal that will bring Mike Trout, Bryce Harper, Babe Ruth, Sandy Koufax, Bo Jackson and Jesus Christ to NY in exchange for Jacoby Ellsbury’s left testicle and 150 pounds of CC Sabathia https://t.co/T2YAtR5FIT
i just drove through SNHU’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to SNHU they said yes i said oh ya then what’s 68x2 they said the amount of money they owe in parking tickets I said dang you rlly do go to SNHU https://t.co/EV4DQ9THaX