Phoenix Clarke

#FHvLS beat writer

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@NoahKahan It’s so fuckjng good

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@NoahKahan YOUR AN ASSHOLE AFTER ALL

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@AppleMusic @Kehlani Where is Noah Kahan

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@AppleMusic @ddlovato Where is Noah Kahan

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Apple Music is fucking broken

Fuck you @AppleMusic

Help @NoahKahan

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Guinney had one of best catches in FHvLS history…

And Korchack couldn’t get in it

I remember, do you?

#FHvLS

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@HughStraine What about when Sweeney dropped the ball, or when Mearle showed up from getting coffee with Matern and had 6 QB pressures and a sack on Korchack and shoved the FH offensive line into a locker? How about when Lucas benched an MVP winning QB for 0 reason to mend his friendship?

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BREAKING: During a pickup game tn Jim Bob Kruger tweaked his ankle.

The bad news: Neutron hurt his ankle, and it might be bad. Was hobbling off the court. Brutal looking injury.

The good news: Neutron has 326 days to recover, and Frank has 326 to make adjustments

#FHvLS

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Marty Supreme is a worse version of Uncut Gems.

Sorry I said it 🤷‍♂️

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@malik_star44127 Fire Mazz, fire Marty Kenney

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HUGH MENTIONED HICK WITHOUT ME BRINGING IT UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR!!!!!

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@malik_star44127 Congrats! Send the family my regards

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@jaylincooly Ur right…maybe

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Mearle on nights where he doesn’t act like he’s friends with shore kids and is normal

I think tn is one of those nights…

#FHvLS

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Me tn avoiding the j*b questions from RFH people id see on the seastreak this summer

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@malik_star44127

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“Let’s leave best bar on eastern seaboard to uber 50 mins to a place where you’re 21% more likely to get shot”

[Malik Stark @malik_star44127]

South kids leaving 🙆🏻‍♂️ for Osprey tn.

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@thatguy3923344 Goes without saying

[Phoenix Clarke @PhoenixClarkee]

People that could MAKE or BREAK the night

Tallman
Christian Smith
Mearle
Beacher
Grossarth
Garvey
Martis

These are the game changers and a people I’d keep and 👀 on— who will step up is the question

#FHvLS

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@malik_star44127 Agree

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NYE tn, here are my predictions

At Mellors:
Mellor, Dumbass, Bray, Kruse, Tiarnan, Guinney, Gotch*, Neutron, Slinkey, Mearle, Chicken

Baseline: Eckert, Lucas, Sweeney, Hugh**, Durney, Frank, Caden, Korchack, Gabe, Ronayne

* = SCAR invite
** = I need him

#FHvLS