Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Brian

Risen from the ashes to bring my incendiary takes back to the interwebs. Not woke; also not broke.
Majesty/Highness

[Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Brian @PhoenixFire1138]

@insomniacgames Hideous.

Looks like a dude in drag.

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@jondelarroz It got mOdeRn AuDieNcE-ed

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@klobrille @DN010892 Is it playable *offline*?

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@rai_gaia @fable @XBOXWire Awfully generous of you calling this a "fuck up."

They intentionally ugly-fied her.

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@esjesjesj They made her look like a fucking dude.

Just like Cortana
Just like Jean Gray.
Just like whatever the fuck that is in God of War: Laundry.

This isn't due to technical limitations; it's intentional.

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@CultureCrave Whatever "artist" clubbed her with the ugly stick after the mo-cap is the real villain.

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@XboxTimdog Asha realizes that the market for a $1000 console is, practically speaking, non-existent.

If you want to rebuild the platform, this ain't it.

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@AmericanTimdog If the hypothetical over/under odds are at 50% that Halo on PlayStation has been cancelled, you taking the over or the under?

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@SmashJT @Halo It's like everything else. They make them all look like fucking dudes.

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@PaulTassi Hot take: Stellar Blade 2 is going to straight up outsell the fake Krato-less God of War.

God of War Laundry is simply not going to be a hit

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@DeekeTweak Helix needs to be subsidized. They need to buy back their install base to do this.

$600 USD. No higher.

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@XboxJuan4K Why do they make them all look like fucking men?

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@MelonieMac OMFG THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LARA?!?!?!

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@DestinLegarie God of Woke? Hard pass.

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@MikeMillz34 @geoffkeighley @PlayStation As per usual, they made her look like a fucking dude.

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@Vara_Dark They're really going to do that to Marathon?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@longislandviper If memory serves, the Bungie acquisition was a sort-of response to Microsoft's acquisition of Bethesda.

It's like an arms race that both sides are losing.

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@jondelarroz It is the only possible path back to relevance. But what they replace it with has to be good.

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@IGN How can that pile of shit be ranked #4?

Is this an out of date April Fool's joke?

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@asha_shar Love the changes!

Now, please give us the ability to *fully* customize our Home screen.

Ability to control everything that appears, rearrange our groups at will and, yes, the ability to move/hide the row of ads and hide the row of Xbox store promotions.