PhoenixFloof

21 / She | He | They / this account is woke and gay / I make art / 🔞 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[PhoenixFloof @PhoenixFloof]

I lowkey need to draw gay shit for pride month for once

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@Yemsfox Well based on how much this thing is gonna cost you probably won't be seeing it in your mirror like ever

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This thing looks like it would rape you

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

This is the Audi Nuvolari, the brand's first supercar since the R8.

• Twin-turbocharged, 4.0-liter V8 hybrid
• 217 mph top speed
• 987 combined horsepower
• 2.6-second 0-60

Production is limited to just 499 units worldwide.

https://t.co/mKeEuo0GIX

[PhoenixFloof @PhoenixFloof]

@LongRangeDog Half the world is not participating because they're afraid that ICE will detain their national team on arrival

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@photolynx_ I wouldnt be comfortable being alone with it in a back alley

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@AthelWah https://t.co/YgajD61ZE6

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Nearly blew out my cars speakers by playing the tung tung tung sahur theme

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People keep dooming that AI will replace me but can AI down 10 drinks get shitfaced and pass out on the couch?

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Spent an hour showering and shaving my whole body but south kirk forgot to wash my hair

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@TotallyNotDrex @LongRangeDog tug tug tug sahurrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Car guys in 2002 be like "i don't ride anything below 20 inches"

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Having gay sex in support of pride month

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@ElectronixPurge They have been trying to reposition that light for 2 years now

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Would you take her out for dinner?

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Drinking coke and rum call that shit cum

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@TotallyNotDrex Die schnellen und die wütenden 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[PhoenixFloof @PhoenixFloof]

An insane number of people showed up this year. Was stuck in traffic at the entrance for an hour

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4 dicks in my mouth. #notenough #yum

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And here i was thinking that my job would be safe from being replaced by machines

[ravarcheon @ravarcheon]

i made a tool that converts text into bottom spam and vice versa

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@nyophono Who is we

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Is this how you access the differential