PhoenixFloof

21 / She | He | They / this account is woke and gay / I make art / 🔞 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[PhoenixFloof @PhoenixFloof]

Sea power royal navy update is out and the first thing i do is sink the general belgrano by ramming it with a roro ferry

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Samsung weather really looking out for me by giving me a "rising temperatures warning" because it's gonna be 5° warmer next week

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Genuinely, why would anyone ever preorder an item which is infinitely available. For a bunch of in-game cosmetics? Ultimate consumer mindset

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

GTA 6 is now reportedly the most preordered game of all time, with 9.69 million preorders, surpassing Cyberpunk 2077's record of 8 million

It has already generated an estimated $942 million in revenue, per Sensor Tower

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Jensen Huang sets world record for most expensive one night stand in history

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every time i find a new song i like and look it up online i find that most of humanity seems to agree that its basically one of the worst pieces of music in history. maybe my taste is genuinely just this bad

[PhoenixFloof @PhoenixFloof]

- download https://t.co/0rWJuQb5rW
- first thing i do is drive to work

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Genuinely what a fucking shame that story is

[sarah @AnOrdinaryGal1]

i’m ngl this is lowkey like seeing your parents fight

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Had my ETA into Britain revoked cause my butt is a threat to public safety apparently

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Had a kebab for lunch today

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Is this that turning point USA I was hearing about?

[New Jersey @aqzwsxedcrvftgb]

@vanillaopinions literally every demographic did a full 180

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genuinely if you listened to that recording of this poor woman screaming in fear in her last seconds alive and thought "unprofessional female DEI" then youre just a terrible person

[Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @NataliaAntonova]

Co-pilot. Not in charge of the cockpit. Thousands of people dragging her. You guys are vultures.

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do that thing where people put song lyrics in their bio except its just stupid lines by Fred Durst

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Got very bad RNG at the petrol station line which ruined my liquor shopping speed run

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Stage giant Patrick Stewart, of ‘Star Trek’ and 'X-Men' fame, dies at 86.

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@LongRangeDog Yeah I think Reagan went absolutely feral on Thatcher

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@BawbyDoe The whole Mandela effect thing is just "no i don't misremember stuff I AM from another universe"

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hmmpff jesus christ slow down

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

How to remove the rib membrane for barbecue

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They arrested someone for driving a cyber truck without a lorry license. Woke capital of Europe!

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Playing old minecraft makes me incredibly sad and emotional and that's gay