Phoenix Freebird A.

High Captain of the Drunken Space Pirates, Overlord of Sarcasm, Lord President of Inebria, God of Snacks, Author...

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@StephenKing If those are the options, i can see why so many choose to be homeless.

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@AniMiaOfficial 🍻🎂

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@FatalGoth I always wanna know all the updates. When i'm not taking all these prescribed naps.

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@FatalGoth Am i ever?

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@Deviantxdarling Love that cosplay

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So oxycodone is supposed to be this scary thing people abuse and get high and addicted to? Is this some long running joke? I may be a genetic mutant thats immune to pain killers, but youd think one of the "big bad boogeyman" of drugs would do something.

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@FatalGoth Haunt harder 😜

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@imsadspice Why do you think so many dudes are into redheads?

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@daniellednicola 🍻🎂

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@imsadspice What if he's fine with it because the whole co-sleeping thing is just a foreign concept?

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@FatalGoth I'm good with that.

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@FatalGoth So, tuesday.

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@RealKevinNash Basically what has existed since 1951, just dont tell him

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@natalieevamarie 🍻🎂

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@saturniibaee Gotta be a way to make content out of a self care day and have people pay for it at the same time. If all the wellness influencers can get paid to be fake, you should be able to get paid to take a salt bath and relax. Thats what i hope anyway. Well i'd like to be a nap influencer

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@FatalGoth Isnt this how we became friends?

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@saturniibaee @IslandBoyVids Had to go find it. 😍

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@zombaebby Well, you're gorgeous, so it would have worked out either way.

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@pinkchyu 🍻🎂