Phoenix Ash

Hello? 🥜

[Phoenix Ash @PhoenixMustAsh]

Do you stand to wipe your ass?

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

[Shrek @Shrek]

Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Yeah turn this shit UP

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

Woah mamma they put me in tha pickle jar

[ARC Raiders @ARCRaidersGame]

We're still on track to release *** ******* on October 30th!

[Etan Thomas @etanthomas36]

“There is no where in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil and how you die does not redeem how you lived. You don’t become a hero in death when you are a weapon of the enemy in life”
~Pastor Howard John-Wesley
of Alfred Street Baptist Church
In DC #CharlieKirk

[The Nation @thenation]

Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
https://t.co/Qv5TsM8AXy

[THE FINALS @reachthefinals]

Cool drip? Guilty as charged 😎

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i keep losing my money to this asshole

[mo @mofromyt]

i wonder what took him this long, was there something in the way or…?

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

I’ll see yall in New Orleans! ⏰ #ChiefsKingdom

[Phoenix Ash @PhoenixMustAsh]

The #Vikings are the worst 14-3 team I’ve ever seen.

[Phoenix Ash @PhoenixMustAsh]

Guys being dudes

[br_betting @br_betting]

Betting on Roomba pool is the definition of betting on anything 😂

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