At 18: “I don’t do small boys.”
At 23: “I can’t date my age mate.”
At 26: “I like older men.”
At 30: “why are you men only interested in younger girls, date your mates instead.”
People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue
I wish they still grew pot that was low THC and just gave you a great body high and made you laugh at everything instead of pot that gives you Joe Biden level dementia and existential dread. What do they put in that shit dude.