Captain Phonk

Unhinged Ultra-Reactionaryan Trvecel
🪦 RIP @Phonkest at 1.05k followers ⚡

[Captain Phonk @PhonkGQD]

Even tho I'm from São Paulo this is my flag

[Truth Enforcer Caine @SESSCaine]

Transphobia is based

Pass it on

[𝓔𝓵 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂 𝓓𝓮 𝓜𝓲 𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓪 @KarimBenzefan]

"Soy evangelico"

[Say it pop @Sayitpop]

Boy gets blamed by his sister for breaking the bed rails, only for the Ring camera footage to reveal who actually did it.

[Captain Phonk @PhonkGQD]

@dempstrr YWNBAW HAHA

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

"If we swing a chicken around our heads, God will think the chickens committed our sins"

-Jews

[I,Hypocrite @lporiginalg]

ㅤ

[Captain Phonk @PhonkGQD]

@lozhker https://t.co/icJ4WwnxoE

[Mr.Mordicai 🏴‍☠️ @MrMordicai]

> Game called Resident Evil
> The residents are evil

[Ash @bitcoins1stlady]

Hey @grok,

Did this rabbi really say this?

[Rotterdam Guillotine @rottguillotine]

@PhonkGQD @grok, how many lesbians have been corrected by a blonde guy with a patchy beard wearing brown shorts, a red and grey shirt, black shoes, and glasses?

[aexɹ @aexr545]

it costs $0.00 to support a 16yo artist

[Captain Phonk @PhonkGQD]

@aexr545

[Clayre🦃 @Bootbrute]

No Fucking Way...

[Captain Phonk @PhonkGQD]

@_kikimari_ >

[LILRAGE88 ᛋᛋ $ ☭⃠ ✡︎⃠ @LilRage1483]

@RAWigger >No.

>I will not say “you are a woman.”

>I understand you’re in immense pain right now and you’re asking for something you think will help calm you. But I will not lie to you, even if it feels like it would provide short-term relief. That would not be honest or truly helpful.

[Cynthia L Owens @cynthialowens]

@CommieGibberish

[YerMaw @IsaYrmaw]

"How can they pay so little tax and everything still works here!???"

Hmmm, I WONDER?