Jake Fussell

The Resurrected King is resurrecting me. Tucson, AZ.

[Jake Fussell @Phorward11]

Promise kept

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If the @Braves win the World Series I will drink an entire bottle of @LA_Hot_Sauce and film it for @BlooperBraves

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@BeaneaterB @BenVerlander @ronaldacunajr24 It’s always fun to remember that his account is shegone03 because shegone and shegone02 got kicked off twitter back when that was a thing for bad behavior

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@MinSub4 Tbf Schwarber is running an all out sprint to put up those times

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Do we have a confirmed alibi for the HHS secretary?

[Whats Up Tucson @whatsuptucson]

Correction: The bear was found already deceased by Pima Sheriff deputies

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@RVaBraves @mlbbowman That helps in some places sure but we entered the off season needing a SP and LF. A SS would’ve been nice but there weren’t many upgrade options apart from Adames. We’ve signed a collection of spring training invite relievers but I can’t think of a single impact signing this year

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When your Nazi dad moves you to a rural cabin in Idaho and starts selling sawed off shot guns to undercover Feds

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

in what situation would a kid need this

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These players have so much determination and drive. To learn more google "UGA football players drive"

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

A different mindset 🤫

#GoDawgs

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@JORDAN23H @mlbbowman Lol less than the Yankees payroll that missed the playoffs entirely

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@drewjohnstonn Japanese is a hard language

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How was he supposed to speak with the media they just fired his interpreter

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Free agent Vlad Jr when he hears the A’s are gonna play in a AAA stadium for a few years

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

On behalf of Braves Country, thank you @Mike_Soroka28 ❤️

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George Bush finally earns his Dubya in a desert.

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Regardless of Arcia’s quote it’s trash journalism to attribute a quote to someone you aren’t directly interviewing. @Jake_Mintz did it because he’s a muckracking Phillies fan and not a real journalist. I hope the @Braves permanently bar him from the locker room. @CespedesBBQ

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@drewjohnstonn How was Philly?

[Howard Eskin @howardeskin]

Are you kidding me. A #Phillies fan tried to come into game tonight with what they said was a “service animal.” An Alligator! Yes an Alligator. Thing’s I’ve never seen. This is it. ⁦@SportsRadioWIP⁩

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When I see Jeff Frye chime in on the George Kirby interview

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Wander Franco YOU are a Doosan Bear!

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I don't know about Lucas's political leanings but he did write an entire movie about a fascist, advanced, foreign military power occupying a jungle and battling a low-tech guerrilla insurgency.

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@BlooperBraves @Braves

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If I had a nickel for every time a D-Backs pitcher hit a bird with a baseball I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice