I have seen at least three cars today that don't know how to strap on a Christmas tree. Put it on top of your car and put the bottom end towards the front. When you put the top of the tree towards the front the wind blows it open like an umbrella.
@BigDrewandJim so Drew is okay with people going to Walmart and stacking up at Walmart with masks, but not fans in stands? Where's your moral aptitude for the people racking up in Walmart, Home Depot, excetera