Ke Mpho

Friendly, shy and down to earth

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So the girl committed suicide??

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Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you're best without

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I love you ♥

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Girls stop drinking beer, that shit makes your panties smelly!!!

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"Flabba's girlfriend..." Kanti haa na lebitso?

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I swallow his kids and lick his cold testicles, but the woman who doesn't even know how to cook is his main chick and I'm the side-chick.smh

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And now I can't sleep because mong'a lelapa and his friends ba shebelletse bolo and ba lerataaaaaa..ao chehe hle!

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And now I have to take a bath again bacause I've been watching porn..haii!! Nxa

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@DaCrazy_Jay yes that....

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Why did u give him head u tseba hantle hore u gonna vomit?

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he got shot at his girlfriend's house while his wife was patiently waiting for him hahae koaa??

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Mistakes have been made over and over again, but I still want to try again. I have a knack for wanting to fix things...kea u rata.

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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a donkey.

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Goodbyes are never easy ☹

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I love it when I hear lyrics that totally apply to my current situation....

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Eish...you decide to have protected sex and when he pulls out his dick the condom remains inside you....hahahahahahahahahaha /_\

[Ke Mpho @PhoxyPin]

Best medicine to insomnia...masturbate, just one round and you will be able to sleep.

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Cramps while masturbating...LMAO!! And then u have to stop doing your thing, that shit hurts like hell.

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Eats??? (-___-) RT @HunkyD_Ls: This guy eats my sister and he expects me to be nice to him!

[Ke Mpho @PhoxyPin]

you be busy hitting gym everyday and working on that belly...but your girlfriend fucks one of those guys ba mpa li teeeeeenya!! Uzoba strong