Funmi O

♊ Gemini

Budding writer.

[Funmi O @Phunllar]

Read “9 strokes“ by oluwafunmilayo on Medium: https://t.co/791DqEHcfr

[Metro Naija @metronaija]

Na small thing dey vex person for marriage

Single people cant relate

[Funmi O @Phunllar]

This is the worst time to have your clothes outside.

[👑K I N G👑 @kingsuleiman27]

Until you evolve, unlearn, relearn, and realize that women of this generation will not endure the bad treatments many of your mothers endured in the hands of your fathers, y’all will keep having failed marriages.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me watching two fake ass people pretend like they like each other

[Funmi O @Phunllar]

Sibe’s wig🤭

[Odomode Olowo 💷 @Zheynahb_21]

The concept of IELTS expiring after 2 years is wild. The fluent English I spoke 2 years ago, I can no longer speak it😉???

[London G!rL ✨🦋 @the_rebeccah]

See parent English, hear the children English.

Oh Jesus I mustn’t reproduce here😩🙏🏾

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“If I slap you you’ll fly to America”

Na now o.

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

The thing I miss most about radio are midnight callers that will call to seek relationship advice or request songs for their lovers. Simpler times

[Funmi O @Phunllar]

I thank God everyday for my mum.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Pregnancy can kill her.
C-sections can scar her forever.
Postpartum can destroy her mentally. But sure, keep calling it “just nine months.” Your lack of empathy is terrifying.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[Aderinsola💕👑 @Niella085]

Omo.
See, make money ooo
As a woman, leave your obsession with getting married and make money ooo. Do not abandon making money ooo.

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

You bring in Expatriates and pay them in USD, give them a car, driver, chef, maid and house in ikoyi

You will employ Nigerians and pay them peanuts for the same role and expect them to have work ethic and not be preoccupied with survival

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

1996 babies have turned 30 in 2026. They can hardly believe their eyes 😂😂

[Tarık @taarikxxx]

4 yaşındayken hayatı nasıl gördüm:

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

"To love or be seen"

Omoh, to receive fully funded scholarship oh.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me calling my mom to tell her that the pain in my toe is now in my knee and I have a sore eye & Google says it's not good

[Funmi O @Phunllar]

I need a vacation 🏖️

[Bemzy 🇳🇬 @agwuibem7]

My mama don sabi how to turn off hotspot