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Murphy's Law | Thought of the moment

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@Neutral_OC @TheGreatCujo Was laughing at him

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You dey nija you say you no fit stay lagos because the hustle spirit is crazy but you dey UK now you sha dey try enter London MMS

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A typical Twitter post if you have never been in architecture school you can't understand the joke. The Chance of misconstrution is super high

[Gamer_Architect @QHVZYMY]

Funny thing, if you designed this in Architecture school,

They won’t approve it.

At least not with that small parking.

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There is a king and a slave in everybody. Who you talk to per time most times is determined by your approach

[Abiola @Abiolian]

Conversation between superstar Portable and his ex-wife’s mother has stirred reactions online, as both exchanged words over family issues.

[30 @Phunmibi75]

Location Location Location

[Òluwa-Gbotemi @Skolex5]

I heard someone say ,
With 3m , he will have a good life.

I have been thinking about it , the maths is not mathing .

How can it be !

[30 @Phunmibi75]

Until you request for crixus and you get spatacus

[𝕏 Ghana 🇬🇭 @xghana_]

Over Here Ladies 💆‍♀️

Ghana’s Sheabutter Museum now has a section for ladies’ massages with a men’s touch.

Kuria Kuria !!

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@yxyiagain Toblad steady funding

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

Ruben f*ck him papa wife, nothing do am
Onan f*ck him new wife (his late brother’s wife), God kpai am cuz he no gree cum inside toto 😭😭

Uzzah wan catch ark of covenant as e de fall, God kpai am say he no be Levite 😭😭

Job carry God matter for head but he still load him life for sportybet 😭😭

Walai you no fit understand oyigiyigi 😂😂😂

[30 @Phunmibi75]

You can't afford to be cheap fa

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So we back to 200 naira per check point

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You need to be in a building designed and built before all this "30x60" to be able to contextualise the SW and NE trade winds

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Okay?

[mustapha. @whoisayomide]

that full stop yall always put at the end of your texts is lowkey annoying lol

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There are fewer than 200 neurologions in Nigeria. Do with that info anything you like.

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This madam has me checking preventive measures against cancer. To remove a tumor, they are very stressful and costly.

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Wetin dey cause tumor self?

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Just pray you don't fall sick, there is no bed space in wards o

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Just plan and pray you always have enough, because when you dont is when you realise how some living expenses are privileged

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Eliminate corruption in civil service and eradicate 50 per cent of our issues in Nigeria.

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Na this shoot cost made you shout the other day🤣

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Loke Loke Lola Kunfayakun.

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Ehn ehn rice + fish bbq o bad